Vox Rockina

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Vox Rockina is a Tenacious D-esque ballad composed for the hit Internet show Critical Role. Because professional voice actors playing Dungeons and Dragons is bad ass.

lyrics

Listen close, while I tell you this tale
About a group that can’t com-fucking-pare
They live in a place called Tal’dorei
Vox Machina is fucking here to stay

Lets talk about mah Friends
Named Grog and Pike
There might be a little tiny
Difference in Size

Grog’s the guy
Who won’t stay backstage
He’ll run up to the front
“I’d like to Rage”

Pike will be there
To save your ass
Give ya them heals
So you will last

Do you want them to save the day?
Well all you gotta do is just fucking pay!

Vax and Vex
Or maybe Vex and Vax
Shoot ya with an arrow or
Stab your back

Kill a Giant Ogre
Natty 20 on Stealth
It must be good to
be a fucking half-elf

Shoot an arrow
in Beholder’s Eye
Poking out the back
Now watch him die.

Tiberius, he’s the
Storm of wind
A well of power
that dwells within

He ain’t that weak
And honey he ain’t that shy
Shoot a fireball now
Watch him fly.

Do you want them to save the day?
Well all you gotta do is just fucking pay!

Scanlan’s up next
A gnome gentleman
Screw as many escorts
as he can.

A dragon tried to
Fly away from him
But you can’t leave till
Burt Reynolds says you can

Percival, his name’s
Too Fucking Long
But this gunslinger
Gets Fucking Shit Done

Pull out Bad News
Then take a deep breath
Clarota’s there
Now it’s time to rain death

Keyleth a Druid on her
Aramente
Gonna find her Mom
Eventually

Until then she will
Just kick some ass
Turn into a rock and
Piledriver

Do you want them to save the day?
Well all you gotta do is just fucking pay!

Last but not least
Got one final name
The man in charge of
This awesome game.

Matt Mercer
He’s the master of all
Builds us worlds so
we can dungeon crawl.

Listen close, I’mona tell ya a tale
About a group that can’t com-fucking-pare
Live in a place called Tal’dorei
Vox Machina is fucking here to stay

credits

released October 9, 2015
Written by: Chris Wharton
Lead Guitar: Chris Wharton
Rhythm Guitar: Dylan Rex
Shaker: Chris Reily
Recorded by: Chris Reily

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